ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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