That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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