whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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