So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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