Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
In other news, I just burned my penis
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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