My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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