now i know why i became what i already was.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
soo... how was my night?
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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