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Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
I woke up this morning to the buzzer on my oven going off... I cooked fish sticks at 425 degrees for 5 hours last night. my house smells awesome
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
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