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I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue

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I'm in love

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(214): View more from Texas

come over

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yeah sure

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wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10

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(339): View more from Massachusetts

today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.

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(407): View more from Florida

mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.

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This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.

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Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.

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(515): View more from Iowa

in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.

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(502): View more from Kentucky

Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room

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(303): View more from Colorado

Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...

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