Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
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