Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
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