How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Drake has all the answers
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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