Is it normal to miss your booty call?
i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
I'm both gender and math confused
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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