another moral hangover. fuck.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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