Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
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