East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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