no, he came in my armpit
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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