she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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