and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
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