the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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