just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
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