Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
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