That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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