I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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