I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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