Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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