She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
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