at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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