Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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