My key broke off while I was turning the key. I can't pull the broken key out. Not only am i locked outside, so is the rest of the building.
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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