What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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