people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
