We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
