Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
I spilled a beer on myself, so I went back to my place to change. The city marshall was at my door with a warrant. That beer cost me 760 bucks.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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