Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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