I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
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