he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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