Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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