This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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