he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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