I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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