My girlfriend figured out who you are.
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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