I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
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