So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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