:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Randomize