how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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