I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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