Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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