Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
When did angry sex become our thing?
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
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