mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
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