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(541): View more from Oregon

so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested

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(360): View more from Washington

I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood

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(914): View more from New York

Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.

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(845): View more from New York

im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina

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(319): View more from Iowa

As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.

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(517): View more from Michigan

Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.

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(517): View more from Michigan

then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.

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(469): View more from Texas

If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.

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