Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
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