ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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